This is a re-post from 2011. Just not up to being clever right now.
I know that language changes over time. It has
to. I know that clinging to the old ways is futile and might make me seem
cantankerous or even silly. But it was my job, for three decades, to guard the
language, to see that people under my care used it clearly rather than
sloppily, thinking about what they wanted to convey as well as what other
people might make of it. So I'm going to list some things that seem to me worth
keeping in our language.
PLEASE KEEP distinctions between similar words.
People who are aware of the differences listed here are disappearing, yet there
is good reason for keeping their separate meanings.
nauseated/nauseous-People
become nauseated when they encounter something that
is nauseous.
might/may-I
might call and ask you if I may take you out to dinner.
farther/further-He
went farther than anyone else to further grammatical awareness.
fewer
than/less than- She ate fewer M&M's than he did but drank less soda.
bust/burst-The
police burst through the door to bust the drug dealers.
PLEASE USE the correct word or word form. If we
think as we speak (gasp) we might recall the things we were taught. Yes,
grammar rules change, but it's hard to have a sensible system when usage is
sloppy. I say keep the simple rules and do away with the goofy ones. The
examples below result from not thinking about what is being said.
Say,
"Drive slowly" not "drive slow". The verb should be
modified by an adverb that tells how
the driving is to be done. We can add that
things should taste "really good" as
well, since adjectives are modified by adverbs just as verbs are.
Write
"I'm supposed to" instead of "I'm suppose to". Since we've
lost the sense of the word
"suppose" in this phrase, which was originally something like
"it is supposed (expected) that I
will do this" we have begun to lose the form it should take too.
Write
"I would have" instead of "I would of". It's easy to
explain, difficult to fix. People
hear of" not "have", so they spell the word they hear, despite
the fact that it makes no
sense. (Perhaps we shouldn't worry. It will become "woulda", anyway.)
I do not contend that being precise will save
your soul, make you healthier, or turn the economy around. I just like it a lot
(TWO words) when people speak and write precisely.
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