1. An Irishman with a short temper "...left the barber shop with tonic on his hair..."
2. A chick in a black bikini who "must be a magic genie."
3. A sound effect in a novelty song about a mysterious item nobody wants around.
4. About a girl whose "shoes paddy-whack in the front and the back..."
5. "Hallelujah--the question is peculiar..."
1. "Clancy Lowered the Boom"
3. "The Thing"
5. "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?"
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