In honor of my delightful visit to Birchwood Farms Golf & Country Club yesterday, songs about farms.
1. "How You Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm (after they've seen ____)?"
2. "Thank God I'm ___ ___ ___!"
3. "Out Behind the ___"
4. "The farmer said to the ___ ___, 'Why'd you pick my farm?"
5. "She Thinks My ____ ___"
2. A Country Boy
4. Boll Weevil
5. Tractor's Sexy
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